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My name is Ash.
I am a disorganized bundle of "ohgod".

This is my "everything blog", since I'm a drunk monkey with customization. Sometimes, I post up art. Other times, I reblog my inspirations, random anime things, interesting information, and anything that drives my love for things. Also things that make me pee from laughter.

I love me some Cosmere. And of course, other stuff like anime and indie games and comics and, well, you see where I'm going with this.

If I reblog or god forbid post anything, almost all of my commentary filters into the tags.

If you have questions, or just want to chat, please, feel free to hit up my ->ask box<-!

I may be awkward, but, I am always happy to socialize! Please enjoy!

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Life Before Death. Strength Before Weakness. Journey Before Destination.

This, the First Ideal of the Knights Radiant, unites the ten Orders. Each has its own strength, its own journey. Each has its own role in the coming war. Will you ride highstorms or travel Shadesmar? Heal the wounded or stand against impossible odds? Click “Start” to find out!

Disclaimer: The only requirement for any Order is to uphold their Ideals—something best judged by the Knight and their spren. As I am not a spren and do not know all the Ideals, this test is an approximation at best. The Orders are more diverse than a single paragraph can capture, and you might be a reasonable fit for more than one Order. So take your results as a suggestion, not the final word.

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betta-fish-and-loki:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

I’m not even in this fandom, but hearing this made me feel so much better about life

I needed this today.

(via pyromeekorai)

pepperandpals:

Aesthetic: Soft Bird

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

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enterprising-gentleman:

So I may have jumped on a certain bandwagon.

(via fuckyeahpacificrim)

merasmus:

chucklemutts:

sTIOP FUCKIGN RTEBLOGGIG N THIS ISS JUST A FUCKIGN SKELETON ON A ROLLERCOASTER IM GONNA SHIT ALL OVER THE FUCKIGN FLOOR LIKE A BABY RIGHT NOW CAUSE IM SO MAD THIS SI STILL GETTING GOD FORSAKEN NOTES WHO EVEN FINDS THIS FUNNY 

i want to get off mr bones wild ride

(via yuiisamidare)

thebusinessend:

IT TASTES LIKE  THE COLOUR GREY, that’s so accurate, oh my god.

(via xfigglesx)

ellescarred:

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

This was perfect

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junkete:

ofravensandwolves:

seagodofmagic:

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

CROL SOME OF THOSE NATURAL ONES ARE SO REAL THOUGH

You reach to open the door. Instead the door opens you.

You turn to look for a lever to the door, but instead you’ve turned your face directly into hanging vines. You see nothing and your eyes sting.

You attempt to scale the wall, but instead are set on fire by the star-crossed meeting of a flint arrow and too much rum in your pocket. You lush.

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noontime-shadows:

nifflerstorm:

fuckingrapeculture:

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my-name-is-long:

funsizedcake:

cringepics:

wow

im gonna puke

I counted 9 various “go away”s, but he wouldn’t flipping STOP.

I love how he thinks offering a pile of trash (that is, himself) that he knows is unwanted counts as “generosity”.

- Mod D.

"don’t be a slut"

"have sex with me"

This makes me want to punch things

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ktmakesart:

Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.

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Ken Kaneki (▰˘◡˘▰ ✿) 

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